Bringing a Breath of Fresh HR to the recruiting SPACE

If you're going to pretend not to care, don't look up.

I would love to change the world, but they wont give me the source code

Proofread everything. Twice.

Coffee first

The time is always right to do what is right

In my heart, I know that I am funny

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

I have cataloged every cat picture on the Internet.

The worst thing about prison was the dementors

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Yes I can!

Game, Set, Match

1 in 14,000,605

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

Outwit. Outplay. Outlast.

Key to Life: Always have three beverages - caffeine, water & funsies.

Alright, give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.

LIVE FAST, PET DOGS

I can't spell flair. #RuleBreaker

Ask me about my man bun.

Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

Never give up, never surrender

Heeeeey! That's all I got.

The real housewife of Miami

I'm Diamond V. NBD.

Can’t live an ordinary life.

I'll get my monkey co-writers on that

Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

Oh... you needed that now?

Tell your cat I said hi.

That's showbiz, baby

Brb I have to water my plants

Catch me on Miami Vice.

I used to think I was indecisive. But now I’m not so sure.

I paint the Internet.

minimal contemporary

Optimism is everything

The only time I set the bar low, is for limbo

10 months and 1000s of photo requests later